Friends, comrades in arms, beleaguered Democrats and idealist demagogues,
First, let me welcome a number of recent initiates to this long- running mass
email (and propganda) list. For the first time in ears, I have newly added UGA
students to my mass email list. In the past, their additions would be futile, as
many of them see me rather frequently. But as I'll be moving to the District
soon, I'll need a better way to communicate with some of them.
Once again, I write to you in a period of transition. In about two weeks, I'll
be off fulfilling my destiny in Washington, D.C. as part of the Washington
Semester for Politics and Journalism
(www.wcpj.org). Quick program recap: Basically, I was one of the lucky dozen
students picked out of a pool of applicants and placed in different D.C.
bureaus. We each get paid $3,000 -- not bad for a D.C. internship, and twice a
week we all get together for luncheon seminars with bigwig journalists and
politicians like Bob Dole and Tom Brokaw (those lines are pretty well rehearsed
by now).
Now for the recent news . . . When I got this internship I had no idea what
bureau I'd be placed at. I figured I'd get a small, weird corporate bureau and
end up writing for small Nebraska papers about state park appropriations bills.
So, you've got to understand how shocked I was when I found out I was placed in
the nation's second largest and one of the most influential papers, the Wall
Street Journal.
Just a few years ago, I used this email list to disseminate communist
propaganda, filling it with weird rhetoric I didn't understand. I religiously
stayed away from business courses at
college and I barely avoided my first collegiate C in my one required financial
class -- Microeconomics -- last semester. And throughout my journalism career,
I've written on a wide variety of subjects -- from crime to politics -- but
never once ventured near the business realm.
Now, in a feat of poetic justice worthy of only the most ironic of storylines,
I'll be working for the Washington bureau of the nation's longstanding bastions
of capitalism. Times have changed. No doubt bolstered by word of my Wall Street
Journal spring work, I landed a summer internship at the Atlanta Journal
Constitution, where I'll be getting paid $550/week for 10 weeks to work at my
hometown newspaper. Oh, and guess what section I'll be writing for?
The business desk. Go figure.
Anyways, I'll be moving up to D.C. at the end of the month, living in a
Georgetown house with four other students a block north of the campus, a
10-minute walk to the Georgetown bar area and a 20-minute bus ride to work.
I absolutely can't wait to finally get there, a sentiment that has been
magnified by my current job situation. Basically, in order to get a better grip
on the "business world" (and to tide me over while waiting to get to
D.C.) I landed a job at a local hospital auditing personnel files. It's a
typical, boring 9-to-5 job and I'm getting pretty good money -- $12/hour -- to
basically delve into the secrets of every employee. What a job to give to a
reporter! I know what janitors have criminal records, what nurses have drug
abuse problems and can't dispense narcotics and what administrators are secretly
at each others throats.
Thursday my job ends and I'll be on the road to Athens with my beautiful
girlfriend where she'll celebrate her 21st birthday two days early with friends.
The next day, Friday, we'll be on a 10-hour bus ride to New Orleans, site of my
fraternity's formal. There, we will virtually spend our last days of the school
year with our friends, comrades and each other while also celebrating her
Saturday birthday and our 15 month anniversary. A scant two days after we return
to Athens, Sheryl will be boarding a plane that will whisk her off to a semester
abroad in Italy. A week later, I'll be on my way to D.C.
We are both living our dreams -- she has wanted to go to Italy since her days of
drawing pictures of Venice as an 8-year-old and has been looking forward to this
day since the first day of her freshman year. As for me, it's been my dream to
work in D.C. since my journalistic revelation my junior year in high school. The
very chance to be working for one of the world's most respected newspaper in the
heart of the world's most powerful country at a time when the world is teetering
on the brink of war is tantalizing and sends my heart racing. Unfortunately,
Sheryl won't be around to send it further racing.
Okay, that was my last corny line.
Friends, I'll be keeping in touch through this mass email as well as personal
emails. Don't hesitiate to email me at gdog152@hotmail.com,
call me at (404) 444 4077 and to visit me in D.C. between February and the end
of May. Good luck with your school/work/political propaganda and keep in touch.
-- Greg
P.S. Quick history lesson before my summary:
---> On April 17, 2000, in the 10th message of this group, I wrote: "On
this festive occasion (or, as the French say, occashauwn), we of the Communist
Voters Society of America would like to remind our supporters, accountants,
conformers, and subregional youth sports coordinators to allow yourselves to
remain sovereign and untouched by the cruel, chubby, pink claw of capitalism
that will try to sway you in the coming weeks."
While I still have no idea what that means, I now will be working for that very
same aforementioned claw of capitalism. My, how things change.
P.S.S. Summary for Swails
1.) From pretending to be Nikkita Kruschev Jr. to the Wall Street Journal --
it's been a long strange trip with more to come.
2.) I can't believe this hospital is paying me $100 a day to dig up dirt on
their employees. Nevertheless, it's an utterly boring and unfulfilling job, but
I've set up a routine of sending emails all day, taking half-hour bathroom
breaks and exploring the hospital's vast halls throughout the day.
3.) Hospitals really, really smell.
4.) Sheryl's older than me.
5.) Visit me in D.C. and we'll tear up Georgetown, vandalize monuments and wake
up notorious politicians. Or we'll just go visit museums. Whatever floats your
boat.
6.) And this summer, if you have any inside business tips in the ATL, I'm your
guy.